Tagester has quite the imagination....
A crocodile lives at the top of our stairs, every day Tage will come down the stairs and slam the door saying "NO CROCODILE!" Whenever she goes up the stairs, she hurrys fast saying "Hurry! Hurry! Don't want the Crocodile to get me!" She has been observed with a toy saw, sawing the carpet. When asked what she was doing, she said "I'm cutting the Crocodile!"
One day, while eating breakfast, Tage told Daddy there was a Hot Pink little girl over by the sink. She has pink hair, pink eyes, pink skin, and pink clothes. Daddy accidently stepped on her... oops! I think Tage recently changed the little girls color though... if I'm not mistaken, she is now blue!
A while ago, Kevin was wiping Tage's bum after she used the toilet. Noticing a bruise on her bum, he asked her about it.
Daddy: "Tage, you have a bruise on your bum! What happened?"
Tage: "Oh.... a beaver bit my bum..."
Daddy: "A beaver???"
Tage: "Yeah... a beaver, with little green teeth!"
As you can see, our house is getting crowded!
Stay tuned for "The Sad Turtle"... a TRUE story!
2 comments:
OOH I knew i loved tage! what a great imagination, a BEAVER of all things! HILARIOUS.
That is funny. The hot pink girl reminds me of Addie - she turns into a flying pink horse and flaps her arms around the house!
Fun imaginations!
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