Sunday, July 19, 2009

"The Turtle Is Sad"

WARNING.... THIS POST CONTAINS A GRAPHIC IMAGE. VIEWER DISGRESSION IS ADVISED.

Around the 4th of July, Pop Pop and Tage went on a walk by our house. Tage came back telling me that they saw a turtle and it was sad. I asked her why it was sad, and she sad "A truck squashed it! The turtle is sad Mommy!" A little bit later, Tage got her camera out and said she wanted to take a picture of the sad turtle... and so she did.

A few days ago, she went to visit the sad turtle again. This time, she came back saying "someone cleaned the sad turtle up"


photo by Tage (a 2 3/4 year old)
I would be sad too.

Sorry for the graphic picture!

Slow down for wild life!

p.s. a few months ago I was driving and saw a turtle in the road, so we stopped and Tage and I saved it by carrying it back to the side, and farther away from the road by some trees... we love turtles, incase you may have thought otherwise!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

A Full House

Tagester has quite the imagination....

A crocodile lives at the top of our stairs, every day Tage will come down the stairs and slam the door saying "NO CROCODILE!" Whenever she goes up the stairs, she hurrys fast saying "Hurry! Hurry! Don't want the Crocodile to get me!" She has been observed with a toy saw, sawing the carpet. When asked what she was doing, she said "I'm cutting the Crocodile!"

One day, while eating breakfast, Tage told Daddy there was a Hot Pink little girl over by the sink. She has pink hair, pink eyes, pink skin, and pink clothes. Daddy accidently stepped on her... oops! I think Tage recently changed the little girls color though... if I'm not mistaken, she is now blue!

A while ago, Kevin was wiping Tage's bum after she used the toilet. Noticing a bruise on her bum, he asked her about it.
Daddy: "Tage, you have a bruise on your bum! What happened?"
Tage: "Oh.... a beaver bit my bum..."
Daddy: "A beaver???"
Tage: "Yeah... a beaver, with little green teeth!"

As you can see, our house is getting crowded!

Stay tuned for "The Sad Turtle"... a TRUE story!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Marathons

The ward I attend is very athletic. There is a very large runner's group, and they keep convincing others to run to. Not short runs either. LONG marathon runs. 26.2miles... or more... some run 50. Kevin did a 1/2 marathon last year and is going to do the full one this year. He'd also like to do the JFK 50 mile trail run. Not me though. I'm not interested! I'm not into marathons. Which is why Kevin was suprised when I asked him to drive 2000 miles across the country and back with a toddler and an infant in the back seat!
Yes, it was so brutal it has taken me this long to recover and even think about blogging our adventure!
Kevin went to work the day we were leaving. All morning Tage was whiny and kept wanting me to hold her. She laid on the couch a lot. I thought she had to poop. She said she didn't. I thought maybe she was sick. She said she wasn't. Kevin was home by 11:30am and we finished packing up the car. Tage siezed the opportunity to paint her finger/toe nails while we weren't looking. We now have a hot pink toilet!
I should have known the drive would be rough when as we were walking out the door Tage puked. LITERALLY, we were walking out the door. Then, 30 minutes into our drive, she puked again in an empty carton we had grabbed on our way out and made her hold incase she felt sick again.
We drove most of that night and arrived in Nebraska the next morning, May 30th, and stayed with my parents.
Mason and Tage with G & G
After being there a few hours, Tage had diarreah... need I say more? We had a great time visiting Grandma and Grandpa though! Oh and Woofer. Can't forget him. We went to church the next day and played some more with G & G and then left for Utah that night around 7:30. Drove all night.
One of MANY naps in the car!
Got to Eagle Mountain, Utah, around 11am. Just prior to that we made a pit stop and Tage got an icecream cone, played on a playground (still feverish) and got to see a "Personal Penguin."
The drive out really wasn't too bad. Tage had a few rough times when she would wake up at night and was disoriented/sick/tired. Mason slept most of the time and didn't cry too much. We would pull over so I could feed him and then he would be happy and go back to sleep.
We stayed with my brother, Chris, and his wife, Trista. Tage and her cousin Jaxton had a great time playing with together, and Mason and Emberlynn just ignored each other.
Tage and Jaxton being silly!
We came at a good time, their community was having "Pony Express Days" and had activities for the kids each week.

Tage was THRILLED that Minnie picked her up!
Trista, Me, and Jami Harward at the petting zoo during Pony Express Days!
Daddy and Tage
We saw some good friends. Played in the mountains. Went to D.I. Good times!
On Friday Morning, we left for St. George. Drove all morning. Arrived at Col. Whicker's home early afternoon and hung out for awhile with the whole Whicker clan until Ali and Perri's wedding reception that evening. It was a beautiful rececption and we had a lot of fun. Tage had fun on the swing set in the backyard, and got a pretty nasty scrape on her chin that she still talks about (even mentioned it this very night!) That night we stayed at Kevin's sister's inlaw's house in St. George (they were out of town). Mason gave us the best laugh of his entire life up to that point... at 11:30pm.
Saturday morning...
ALISON WHICKER MARRIES PERRIS KUSILEK AND BECOMES ALI KUSILEK!!!
Woot Woot!
Perris and Ali.... Gorgeous eh?

I was so glad that we were able to be at their wedding ceremony in the St. George Temple. Ali is one of my bestestest friends of all time... since we were 14. At the temple, I felt a sense of gratitude that I was able to have Ali as a friend through high school and that we kept our standards high and both married in the temple.

After the ceremony, we attended Ali and Perris' wedding luncheon. Afterwards, when getting ready to leave, Ali's sisters Tara and Cami were asking me about our drive home and how long we expected it to take. As I was starting to reply, I shocked myself when I started bawling! I was already sooooooo tired and the thought of the journey we were about to embark on was difficult. As we walked out to our car, I started crying again! I was so surprised at my emotions!

We began our drive at 3:30pm western time, Saturday June 6th. Our marathon ended at 5:30pm eastern time June 8th. Along the way, we tried unsuccessfully to sleep at the summit of a FREEZING mountain in Colorado....I slapped myself to stay awake in Kansas until I could get to the next exit.... Watched a storm in Missouri while we were pulled over at a gas station.... were sad in Illnois when Mason would cry and we would pull over, get him out and he would smile and laugh, only to cry again the second we put him back in his carseat...and laughed in West Virginia at a gas station when we turned around just in time to see Tage, with her pants pulled down to her ankles peeing in the grass where anyone could see (I had JUST taken her to a toilet, but she refused to pee in it because it was a "yucky toilet").

It was a great adventure, well worth it to see so many people we love.... but also a journey we will not be making again anytime in the near future!


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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Rainy Days

On days it RAINS, I don't do laundry. I can't. Darn septic.

Friday, May 15, 2009

A Few Of My Victims



I have another confession. i. kill. plants.
Really good ones too. I don't know why I do it, but I just can't seem to stop.
Any plant unlucky enough to make it into my house DIES.
The pink Azalea.
The coveted Red Japanese Maple
Delicious Basil
The Christmas Amaryllis (3 of them!)
Soothing Aloe Vera
Pine Tree
Clematis
And Many Others.

Many of these plants are currently under my kitchen sink, an unworthy grave for such wonderful plants.
I ditch my victims there when I am in a hurry to clean up and hide the deadly deed when visitors are coming over.
This post is for all of you that I have killed.
I'm sorry.
Truly I am.
I wanted all of you.
Especially you, Mr. Red Japanese Maple. You are expensive.

I just want you to know that I sucessfully grew from seed many plants indoors this spring.
Many of them made it outside and are still alive today.
I am trying.
Really.

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A Few Weeks Ago...

You're gonna have to wait for the words.... I know, I'm slow!




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Monday, April 27, 2009

Pay Day

Yesterday the big bonus I've been waiting for finally came in!


I have been working SO hard, the past 3 months I have changed about 1,000 diapers, been peed on, scrubbed poop stains out of clothes, done laundry double time, fed the boy too many times to ever possibly count, and have been sleep deprived. I have been so involved in my work, that I even skip showers (not always my choice) and have been known to wear the same pajamas for almost 48hours straight.


But like I said, yesterday was pay day and my bonus came through.... I've worked hard and really, really deserved this!


Yesterday, I gave Mason a Raspberry in his neck, and he Giggled!